(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.