Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?