The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?