If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.