A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?