I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
...the elephant smoked too much.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.