Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.