You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.