In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.