You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.