He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.