Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.