Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.