Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.