(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?