My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.