My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped the cadenza . . . I hate Liebestraum.