My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.