I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
...the elephant smoked too much.
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?