I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.

Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.