I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.