Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
...the elephant smoked too much.
In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.