It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)