It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.