Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped the cadenza . . . I hate Liebestraum.