I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.