He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.