The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.