The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?

The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.