Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.