I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.
Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.