(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.
The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.
Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.