Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.