He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

...the elephant smoked too much.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.