He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped the cadenza . . . I hate Liebestraum.

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.