Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.
The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.