He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.