The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.
When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped the cadenza . . . I hate Liebestraum.
I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.