Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.