Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.