Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.