If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.

Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.