My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.
Victoria WoodIf God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.
Victoria WoodA man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.
Victoria WoodI sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.
Victoria Wood