Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.

Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?

I have been in a youth hostel...You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.

Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison].

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.