Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.

If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.

I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.