In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.

I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can suddenly revive their emotions.

On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?