In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
Victoria WoodIf you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.
Victoria WoodI wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.
Victoria WoodMy massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.
Victoria Wood