Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can suddenly revive their emotions.

I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.