I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.
Victoria WoodI've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.
Victoria WoodRadio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.
Victoria WoodMusic enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.
Victoria Wood