In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
Victoria WoodA man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.
Victoria WoodI wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.
Victoria Wood