I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?
In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.
Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.