Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.

A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.

If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.