Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.
Victoria WoodIf you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.
Victoria WoodPeople always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.
Victoria WoodOn a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?
Victoria Wood