Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison].

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?