Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.

If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.