If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.

Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?

My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.

Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.

If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.

In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.