Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.
Victoria WoodA man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.
Victoria WoodI wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.
Victoria WoodMy mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.
Victoria Wood