I have been in a youth hostel...You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes.

Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.

If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.

Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.