I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.

Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison].

Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.

In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.