People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.

Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison].

Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.