People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.

My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.