I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.
Victoria WoodI have been in a youth hostel...You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes.
Victoria WoodOn a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?
Victoria WoodIn my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
Victoria Wood