Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.

A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.

My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.

In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.