Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.

In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.

A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.