My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.

Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?