All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.