My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.