It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
Ain't fit for man nor beast