If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.
The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?