Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.