This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
I never eat before breakfast.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.