A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.
Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine