Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!