No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine
It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?