In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.