You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!