All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.

I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.