Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.

You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.