I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.