My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.