The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.
W. C. FieldsI have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
W. C. FieldsThe world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
W. C. Fields