Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.