Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night

To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.

I'm searching for loopholes.