It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.
The best thing to break is a contract.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
I always made up my own acts; built them out of my knowledge and observation of real life. I'd had wonderful opportunities to study people; and every time I went out on the stage I tried to show the audience some bit of true human nature.