The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.