Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine