Happiness means quiet nerves.
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.