My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.

The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

I'm searching for loopholes.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.