Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.