Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful; contained so much alcohol they could use it to sterilize their instruments.