There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.