Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!

Ain't fit for man nor beast

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse.

If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.