Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck

Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I drink therefore I am.