Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!

I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.

No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men.

I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.