I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful; contained so much alcohol they could use it to sterilize their instruments.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.