I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
I never met a kid I liked.
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!