All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I like children - fried.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.