W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained.
All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
Ain't fit for man nor beast