Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. FieldsWas I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.
W. C. FieldsI personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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