Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
W. C. FieldsI think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.
W. C. FieldsIf at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields