Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.