No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.