I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.