I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

I like children. If they're properly cooked.

I never met a kid I liked.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.