Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.

The best thing to break is a contract.

First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.