Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.