I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.